babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
"And what do we say to death?"
"The fuck out my face"
"Talk to the hand"
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
yo it freal must be nice to be born into money n never have to bust ya ass for anything
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray